Comments on: Celebrity Baby Names

By: Coleman Colt

Coleman Colt — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:03:52 +0000

Awesome site!

By: David

David — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:37:11 +0000

I tricked ya!

By: N

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:29:24 +0000

Oh, bollocks. The Martin Lawrence one was a spoof of Will Smith’s. Seriously, though, Elm, Pine, and Joshua are not nearly as bad as the majority of names on that list…

By: David

David — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:34:07 +0000

Piper is an okay name but major points deducted for Maru. And Felix and Oscar… ugh.

By: David

David — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 06:33:33 +0000

I love that N actually got one wrong even though the false ones were joke names. I think that says it all about the real names. N, can you figure out which one you put as True that was False?

By: Lunarmovements

Lunarmovements — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:44:22 +0000

Let me get this straight. The nexus to normal for this crowd is John Lennon and Yoko Ono? Well, at least they can all afford to pay thier kids’ therapy bills in the not too distant future.

By: Emma

Emma — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:30:16 +0000

Piper is a real name. I’ve met other real children with the name Piper. Maru is something Hawaiian I think, to honor the place where Gillian and her husband got married. The X-Files episode was named AFTER Piper; she was not named for the episode. Also Piper was born before the odd-baby-name craze began.

If you want to give her crap for something, give her crap for naming one son Oscar and the next on Felix. I’m just saying.

By: N

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:15:56 +0000

Okay. I’ll play.

•Gillian Anderson Piper Maru True
•Will Ferrell Augustus Gloop False
•Ben Affleck Serephina True
•Matt Damon Seretonin False
•Christie Brinkley Sailor True
•Cheryl Tiegs Plumber, General Contractor False
•Penn Jillette Moxie CrimeFighter, Zolten True
•David Blaine Penn Is An A-hole For Naming His Kids Moxie Crimefighter & Zolten False
•Jason Bateman Quinoa False
•Michael J Fox Aquinna True
•Sting Fuchsia True
•Andy Summers Eggshell White False
•Julia Roberts Phinnaeus True
•Reese Witherspoon Fslkmwsdj23@gmail.com False
•Lance Hendrikson Alchamy True
•Geri Halliwell Bluebell Madonna True
•Britney Spears Kevin Federline Jr. False
•Al Franken Venison False
•Michael Hutchence Tiger Lily, Heavenly Hiraani True
•Madonna Lourdes, Rocco True
•Cindy Lauper Vatican City, Lucca Brazi False
•Bruce Willis Scout, Rumor, Tallulah True
•Chuck Norris Heresay, Inneundo, Defamation of Character False
•Will Smith Willow True
•Martin Lawrence Elm, Pine, Joshua True
•Nicholas Cage Cal-El True
•Sean Penn Aquaman False
•Erykah Badu Seven, Puma True
•Toni Braxton Square Route of Nine, Tree Sloth False
•Rob Morrow Tu True
•Candice Bergen Sacre Bleu False
•David Beckham Brooklyn True
•Alex Rodriguez Hoboken False
•Manny Ramirez Oklahoma City False
•Jason Lee Pilot Inspector True
•Jason Biggs Inspector Gadget False
•Bob Geldoff Fifi Trixabelle, Peaches Honeyblosson, Little Pixie True
•Gwenyth Paltrow Apple True
•Mira Sorvino Cranapple False
•Sylvester Stallone Sage Moonblood, Sistine, Seargeoh True
•Talie Shire Parsley PlutoPlasma, Chapel, Robuckgeoh False
•Tom Cruise Suri True
•Eddie Murphy Fringe on Top False
•Moby Summers Eve False (f#$%, please let this be false)
•Bono Memphis Eve True
•Rachel Maddows Upright Bass False
•Rachel Griffiths Banjo True
•Melissa Etheridge Becket Cypheridge True
•Sarah Palin (all her kids, all crazy names as you know) Yeah. True.
•Alice Cooper Calico True
•Jamie Oliver Daisy Boo, Petal Rainbow, Blossom, Popey Honey True
•Meg Ryan Potato Skin Julep False
•Andre Agassi Jaz True
•Boris Becker Easy Listening False
•Forest Whitaker Ocean, Sonnet, True True
•Angelina Jolie Pax, Maddox, Shiloh Nouvel, Zaharra True
•Courtney Cox Gettysburg, Bull Run, Hydrox False
•Nicole Kidman Sunday Rose True
•Charlie Rose Who Are You Kidman False
•Michael Richards Paperclip Stapler Suntan Lotion False
•Gwen Stefani Zuma, Jingleheimerschmitt False
•Stevie Nicks Lunar Eclipse False