Our Annoying World

MY GRADE:

I am thankful for…

• Sexy, sullen teenage vampires.  Because how else would children learn about love?  And sunblock.
• Tofurkey.  Because I’m okay with the systematic mistreatment of soy and wheat gluten.
• “Death panels”.  Because they will really help thin out the lines at Disneyland
• Oprah’s choice to have a book club instead of a fight club
• the upcoming Etch-a-Sketch movie.  Because I always thought it was such a potentially interesting character.
• the upcoming Legos movie.  Because stacking plastic things together just screams “feature film” to me.
• Funions
• Twitter.  Which has given me the right and the privilege to know when Demi Moore is going to the dry cleaners
• Bob Dylan’s first Christmas album Christmas In The Heart. Certain to confuse and confound holiday shoppers for years to come
• my dog’s decision to no longer  pee on the kitchen floor
• the fact that my dog is not a Great Dane
• random, bullet-pointed lists of non-sequiturs.  Which can somehow pass for a blog entry when need be.
• the Yankees winning the World Series.  Because I am a Yankee fan.  And therefore, I guess, a fan of evil.
• Chastity Bono officially becoming Chaz Bono.  Because I thought she did it five years ago.
• getting to be in Washington D.C. for Obama’s inauguration.  Even though he kinda blew me off during the parade.
• Paul Blart.  A mall cop I can believe in.
• the fact that Madea is finally behind bars where he/she belongs.
• the realization that Michael Jackson can only die once.   So we don’t have to put up with that ordeal again.
• the Cash For Clunkers program.  And that it doesn’t apply to Kate Hudson movies
• the fact that swine flu isn’t quite as catchy as The Macarena

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