“You Complete Me” T-Shirts
GRADE: D
Also popular? The “I’m breaking up with you because you bought us creepy matching T-shirts” T-Shirt.
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“Love Tokens”
GRADE: D-
Because true love is just like riding the subway. And Pewter? World’s sexiest metal.
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GRADE: C
“Or do you mean ‘You love me even though I have a giant, disproportionate head?!!!’”
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GRADE: C-
When texting just isn’t enough…
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GRADE: D
Because you… need one? Errr, not that you’re cold and distant. Although, now that I think about it, I can see how you could have misinterpreted this as… Never mind, lemme just look for that receipt…”
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“Cookie Sutra”
GRADE: ???
“Watch out. That’s not icing!”
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A Personal Transmission Into Deep Space
GRADE: B-
An original and romantic way of saying “Our love does not abide by the boundaries of space and time.” Also, a good way to instigate an alien three-way.
