Several months ago, buried within my hilarious and touching post Raw Food: America’s Bull’s Penis, I made a shameless attempt to launch to the front of Google search rankings — not with an ordinary phrase like “funny blog” or “Jewish Writer who blogs” because I knew the competition was too stiff.
Nope, I set my sights a little lower:
Anteater snot
I knew I had a shot at the top of the rankings for “anteater snot” if I just played my cards right. And guess what?
I’m #1, baby!
Well, I’m #1 if you ignore Google spell-correcting suggestion “did you mean Anteater snout?” (NO! If I was interested in anteater snout I would’ve typed “anteater snout.” Get off my butt, Google!)
I actually was looking for anteater snout. DAMN YOU David Goldstein, I DO MEAN ANTEATER SNOUT! I hope you are happy.
Fine, Yancy. Take Google’s side! You always do.
You really have to take your medicine regularly.