A New Holiday Classic? I’m hoping so

I smell a hit! It’s a shame Bing Crosby isn’t around to record this for me.

I’ll be Strip-Searched For Christmas by David Goldstein

I’ll be strip-searched for Christmas

You can fondle me

Please don’t go from head to toe

And quickly, I have to pee

TSA will find me

and make me remove my jeans

I’ll be strip searched for Christmas

I’m glad my boxers are clean

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