A true coronary delight
Here’s a fun new way to die: Take a food item that is possibly the greasiest, unhealthiest entree ever developed by the human species, shrink it an inch or two, and multiply by six. Then head down to one of your favorite chain restaurants, like Cheesecake Factory or Applebees, and PRETEND IT’S AN APPETIZER.
But why stop there? After the “Six Slider Starter,” chase it down with 20 ozs of Budweiser Lime, and proceed straight to your entree: a hamburger (which is sorta like ordering the rosemary chicken and asking the waiter to bring a half dozen baby ducks to snack on while you wait.)
And you’ve gotta love the nickname “sliders.” I take it that means we’re not even supposed to chew them. Just open wide and let ‘em slide! (Hold a moment, please. I should probably go copyright that.)
Posted by David 
