I smell a hit! It’s a shame Bing Crosby isn’t around to record this for me.
I’ll be Strip-Searched For Christmas by David Goldstein
I’ll be strip-searched for Christmas
You can fondle me
Please don’t go from head to toe
And quickly, I have to pee
TSA will find me
and make me remove my jeans
I’ll be strip searched for Christmas
I’m glad my boxers are clean
Posted by David 
